Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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