I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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