Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I cut my penus on the lid.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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