if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
