There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
