Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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