I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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