i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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