I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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