Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
