so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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