was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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