i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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