You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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