Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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