Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Girls should come with a carfax report
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
there is puke in my bra ... again
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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