I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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