my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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