just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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