i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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