brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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