Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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