The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
