Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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