Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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