yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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