I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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