So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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