Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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