Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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