Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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