Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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