we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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