Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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