If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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