I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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