Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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