i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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