Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm passing your future prison.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize