So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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