He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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