She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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