Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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