thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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