If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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