Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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