I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
why is half of my head shaved?
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