K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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