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Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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