dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
