She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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