end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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