Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I AM VODKA MAN
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
