this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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