It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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