You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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