Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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